dearbisexual:

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

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chaossmith2:

chaossmith2:

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I’ve been inspired lol

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psychotic-gerard:

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most important sentence in the history of sentences

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mouchefska:

memorydatas:

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added cause he was missing 💙🔵

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pussyronin:

smoked a joint the sorcerer gave me and experienced life as a 1989 toyota tercel from assembly and production until i was left derelict in a junkyard in baker california oxidizing and rusting for 10,000 years. my favorite part was five hundred years in when a family of armadillos moved in for a few weeks

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aerialsquid:

clouds-of-wings:

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“A rare photo of a telecom technician hatching. He even still has parts of the eggshell on his head.”

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headspace-hotel:

ghoul-wizard:

mr-sylvilagus:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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Millipedes are the cleanup crew/groundskeepers! They eat fungi, decaying vegetable matter, and occasional carrion and so help recycle nutrients back into the soil. They are not able to bite humans (that would be centipedes) and are totally harmless and helpful.

The extra legs are for extra hugs

Once again the humble role of custodian is forgotten 😔

The garbage man is important

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unrar:
“ Spain, Merida. Tilling the fields in the shadow of the ruins of Roman aquaducts 1990, Bruno Barbey.
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unrar:

Spain, Merida. Tilling the fields in the shadow of the ruins of Roman aquaducts 1990, Bruno Barbey.

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najodone:

Jonatán Sims

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(for the non czech audience, the joke is that this characters name is Jonatán, czech equivalent of the name Jonathan, I had a vision - trust me)

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arctic-hands:

arctic-hands:

arctic-hands:

Reminder for disabled and sick folks, or anyone with a disabled or sick or elderly person in your home, as seasons change whether it’s getting hotter or colder for you:

If your power grid is being overtaxed by too many people in your community using their air conditioners or heat, and your leaders tell you something like it’s “your civic duty” to lower your AC to an unbearable and dangerous level for you (or to reduce your heat use to unbearable and dangerous levels for you), ignore them.

That’s right, I said ignore your civic duty. Let the ableds who can tolerate too hot or too cold with just mild discomfort take on the burden of society for once. You may feel guilt, but you’re not saving the world by courting heat stroke or freezing to death because you’re more vulnerable to either.

Eco fash and eugenecists will be blocked on sight

This also counts for anyone taking meds that lower your tolerance to heat or cold. Many medications, including but not exclusively psych meds, cause this side effect, so even if you could tolerate extreme temperatures before if you can’t while taking meds that still counts for my above point

Oh, and keep an eye out if you have a smart thermometer. During the Texas Freeze the power companies lowered the temperatures of houses with smart thermometers without the consent of those paying the companies. People froze to death in that Freeze.

Also be careful if you live under the English Monarchy, the U.K. power officials tried breaking into low income and elderly people’s homes to put physical caps on their meters to reduce the amount of energy used by that home.

(I’d source both of these stories if I didn’t want this reblog to be seen. But they were both reported on at the time and you can still look them up in a search.)

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